Do the unexpected

Now I'm supposed to tell you something about myself, preferably a short 'summary', but that is like: asking someone to put their life on one piece of paper/ having parents who never annoy the fuck out of you/ reading a book but stop at the very last page and never know how it ends/ getting everything you want/ eating lobster without getting your hands dirty/ going to New York and not having the time of your life. Simply impossible.
I could now just tell all kinds of random facts about me, but what's the fun of that?
You will just have to follow my Tumblr and see for yourself.